Telling time, MAN STYLE!

The other day I looked down at my wrist to see what time it was and to my own surprise, I realised I wasn't wearing a watch. It could have been that I was at a karate lesson with Chuck Norris where no jewellery or watches were allowed, but I digress. You need a watch. REAL MEN need a watch. Of course different occasions require different watches, but the real question is which watch is a good 'all-rounder' for a MAN. I present you this:

   

Made of STAINLESS STEEL and LEATHER, this is THE WATCH for a MAN. It seems to have a low surface area for glass, which of course is ideal if you're wrestling with a crocodile or alligator, depending on your continent. 

Acquire one at: Nemesis Men's BSTH007BU Classic Burgundy Rugged Leather Cuff Band Watch

WARNING: The band is thick and leathery; NOT TO BE WORN to a business meeting.

MAN JACKET - SHERPA!!!!

Sometimes your worst enemy is not a man nor beast, but mother nature herself; don't tell her, but she can be a real bitch. Most of the time she is awesomely great, laying on weather to trek, ride or run, but sometimes, just sometimes, we wish she just went shopping and left us alone. 

When the time does come for her to have her monthly's, you need this:

 

This looks rugged, and although it is not made of leather, it is 100% cotton, so the next best thing if you can't get bear and buffalo leather. Not only does it look good enough to ACTUALLY WEAR, but the Sherpa lining will do well to keep you warm. It is universally known that Sherpas are the ULTIMATE MAN; I wish I was born a Sherpa. 

Get one here: Carhartt Men's Sandstone Hooded Sherpa-Lined Multi Pocket Jacket  

It also has pockets and pockets for your MAN STUFF and goes well with jeans.  

Earth Trekking Covers, otherwise known as MAN BOOTS

A MAN is not a MAN unless he covers his feet in some sort of animal, MAN made material and of course, rubber. So it comes as no surprise that as a MAN, you would wear these boots:

These babies would not only do a brilliant job protecting your precious foot skin, but the added bonus of the steel capped goodness allows you to kick away freely at any inconsiderate and impolite youth who just refused to give up his seat on the bus to a helpless old lady. KAPOOOW! Imagine how high they would fly when you give them a whopping in these babies. 

Get one at: Thorogood Men's Composite Safety Toe Gen Flex 804-4445 6-Inch Work Boot

I can see these working nicely with a  pair of well worn jeans and a bear skin jacket.

Until next time MEN!!!!