MAN BAG 02

Imagine you need to go somewhere, like a construction site to do some jackhammering. Man work. Imagine you want to take some MAN FOOD with you, something like jerky or salami, or a Rocky style hunting knife. You need to store these things somewhere and MAN BAG 01 may be just a tad too large to lug around when you need to make your way up scaffolding holding a chainsaw in one arm. At times like this you need a backpack, or should I say, MANPACK. No, I'm not talking about a high school piece of flimsy plastic fabric, that isn't enough to survive an attack from a deranged ex-wife or hungry co-worker. No, you need this:

This armadillo looking piece of cool kit looks the business. A tough, black, rugged backpack such as this will withstand any rear attack. The shell like rubber membrane will give you ample time to absorb a small blow before turning around and unleashing a ton of whoop-arse on some measly mongrel.

MAN UP: School bags are for puny children. If you're a man, the next time you see a dude who has colour coordinated his backpack with his shirt, I give you permission to unleash whoop arse.

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MAN BAG 01

Are you sick and tired of walking into Myer, Kmart or any other crappy bag shop and seeing the same old shitty, crappy luggages made by Sampsonshite? There is a MAN alternative:

Pelican Luggages might be made for storing other shit like cameras and scientific equipment, but here at Stuff for RealMen we say these are the only luggages worthy of protecting your Man stuff, whatever it may be. Imagine rocking up at a hotel with one of these babies; it's watertight, knock tight and we would also guess, bomb tight. If you're on a plane that has just blown up because of a terrorist attack (you wouldn't be on the plane no more), you can take comfort in knowing that your undies, ties and suit would survive any attack from any extremist organisation, ready to fight another day.

Enlighten the inquisitive nature of hotel concierges and taxi drivers; what does this MAN have in that heavy duty luggage box?

More at: http://www.pelican.com/

ONLY FOR REAL MEN! DON'T BE A WUSS. If I see you walking around with one of those shiny plastic lugagges, I'm going to kick you in the ball sack.