Sunday, May 15, 2011


Imagine you need to go somewhere, like a construction site to do some jackhammering. Man work. Imagine you want to take some MAN FOOD with you, something like jerky or salami, or a Rambo style hunting knife. RAMBO!!! You need to store these things somewhere and MAN BAG 01 may be just a tad too large to lug around when you need to make your way up scaffolding holding a chainsaw in one arm. At times like this you need a backpack, or should I say, MANPACK. No, I'm not talking about a high school piece of flimsy plastic fabric, that isn't enough to survive an attack from a deranged ex-wife or hungry co-worker. No, you need this:

This armadillo looking piece of cool kit looks the business. A tough, black, rugged backpack such as this will withstand any rear attack. The shell like rubber membrane will give you ample time to absorb a small blow before turning around and unleashing a ton of whoop-arse on some measly mongrel.

MAN UP: School bags are for puny children. If you're a man, the next time you see a dude who has colour coordinated his backpack with his shirt, I give you permission to unleash whoop arse.

Shout a beer to for finding more MAN STUFF.


  1. Needs more bladder.
    Real man bags have pockets for all your man stuff.
    I do like the hard outershell. Snap your spine when you fall back tho.

  2. How much does it cost? where can i get it?

    1. Oops, I should have replied here. Read the comment below.

  3. Not sure Halton; I think it may have been a concept. If you do find it, let me know, I want one too.