MAN SPEAKER 01

On a recent research trip to the Verkhnekolymsky Region is Russia (click here to see where I went) to find a cure for turning hipsters into MEN, I was driving in a 4WD negotiating a glacial fold; it was getting quite rough. I was in the moment, you know, MANING UP, gritting my teeth and fighting this beast called Hilux, when it dawned on me something was missing. It was this:

 

Play the song. If you are a MAN (or a lady who likes manly stuff), PLAY THIS SONG! NOW!

Anyway, as I was saying, a theme song was missing from this epic moment, of MACHINERY and MAN battling nature. I was bummed.

So it's inevitable that a MAN needs some sort of musical implement that can play said song (and others like it) and so here we have ROQBLOQ's version of a MAN SPEAKER. It has Bluetooth, a rugged exterior AND it looks like it should be in Chernobyl somewhere testing for radiation:

Interestingly, it only goes down to 150Hz; we would have to assume this is designed especially this way to prevent avalanches. 

Get one at: RuggedTec RoqBloq Portable Bluetooth Speaker Outdoor Rugged Water Resistant, Dust & Shock Proof (Black/Red)

Tell me what you think: RUGGED OR WHAT?

Puncy iPad Cases = NO MORE

Somehow you've ended up with an iPad. We won't hold that against you. Well, we might. You should be out there, kayaking, climbing, hunting, telling battle stories down at the bar. But no, you're at home, sitting in front of the telly, watching some shit like "The Bachelor" and tapping away at the screen furiously searching for porn. Stop it!!!! Be A MAN! Get OUT THERE! Life is for REAL MEN, sitting on your arse is a waste of A MAN. So, as a sort of acceptable compromise, get rid of that floppy, flat, worthless piece of fabric protecting your tablet, and get into this:

This Otterbox defender would do the trick. You can take this bad boy virtually anywhere, probably even into space if you felt like it, because REAL MEN can do that if they want. It will protect it from the bullet from your idiotic friend during the hunting trip, a fall from a mountain while Stallone just grabbed your arm to save your life while your iPad flies through the air to an apparent death; BUT this little beauty would magically protect it from the inevitable. It will stay fully usable while you're diving on a research trip in the Caribbean looking for a cure for baldness.   

I'll let you in on a little secret; matching some of your accessories is actually MAN. This for instance would work nicely with ManBag01. Just don't go over the top, you hear me?

Get one at: OtterBox Defender Series for iPad mini with Retina display - Black

Otterbox is known to have the most rugged cases for whatever your poison, this will do nicely.